Opposing Viewpoints

Person #1: Uh, uh, uh—
Person #2: Uh, uh, uh.. what!?
Person #1: Well now I forgot!
Person #2: Doubt it was important.
Person #1: Yes it was!
Person #2: Okay well why waste—
Person #1: Wait! I remember now!
Person #2: What..?
Person #1: How do we really know when it’s first considered a life form that can feel pain and—
Person #2: What does this have to do with you or anyone you know?

Person #1: Huhhh..
Person #2: Just focus on yourself.
Person #1: I was just trying to make conversation..
Person #2: Why talk about it if you’re not going to do anything!?
Person #1: Because we need to remember what we believe in.
Person #2: Huhhhh..
Person #1: What about Israel?
Person #2: What about it..?
Person #1: Well don’t ya think—
Person #2: I don’t care because I don’t live there.
Person #1: We’re American taxpayers!

Person #2: So what are you going to do about it..?
Person #1: Why don’t we do our small part while joining others to help spread the love on both sides..?
Person #2: Good luck with that..
Person #1: Thanks for the hope.
Person #2: Do you want me to tell you how it is or not?
Person #1: Well I think being a little more positive wouldn’t hurt..
Person #2: Oh my god..
Person #1: Let’s at least make a commitment to reduce our carbon emissions.
Person #2: If everyone else ain’t doing shit what difference will it really make!?
Person #1: We’ll be part of the tiny percent needed to make a difference.
Person #2: Okay I’m done, this is ridiculous..
Person #1: You’re ridiculous!
Person #2: Wow..

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