Person #1: When I die I hope to remanifest stronger out of which I came from.
Person #2: Ummm.. what?
Person #1: Oh it was just a random spiritual metaphor..
Person #2: Okayyy..?
Person #1: I mean it was just a thought.
Person #2: But like.. what!?
Person #1: Oh never mind..
Person #2: Okay so you’re seeking hope and belonging..?
Person #1: Yes, but I don’t want to be fooled into something dangerous.
Person #2: You just gotta take a chance my guy. Just fucking do it!
Person #1: Okay but like—
Person #2: Nope! Stop with the excuses. Fuckin do it.
Person #1: But yuh see—
Person #2: That you’re being a pussy..?
Person #1: You know what!!? I’m just—
Person #2: I know that you keep getting lost in thought instead of remaining focused.
Person #1: And your suggestion is..?
Person #2: To stop making excuses.
Person #1: But what is the inner underlying force that’s holding me back..?
Person #2: Right there, you overanalyze more than you act.
Person #1: But now you’re commenting on my overanalyzing which is just creating more overanalyzing so what must I really do!!?
Person #2: Breathe!
Person #1: Huhhhhh..
Person #2: No not like—
Person #1: Huhhhhhh..
Person #2: No it’s like—
Person #1: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Person #2: Gentle! Just, notice.
Person #1: Okay but like—
Person #2: Oh God..
Person #1: Okay.. huhhhhhhh..,
Ommmmmmmmmm.
Person #2: You must never mock others’ spiritual practices!
Person #1: Oh so now you’re the “truth” and “nothing but the truth!?”
Person #2: Huhhhh..
Person #1: Mhmmm
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