Person #1: You still live with your mom!?
Person #2: Because I care about my family.
Person #1: Dude.. like.. why!?
Person #2: Because it would appear deeply self-absorbed to be filming rap music videos on an Artificial Turf rooftop.
Person #1: What if you had no money?
Person #2: What if all you had was excuses about the TV taking away your cisgender autistic confidence that you used your whole life to guilt others into working for your ego. We’re trying to inclusively give it up here!!
Person #1: Man I have been working.
Person #2: Where!? Some storage facility while taking shit about your co-workers while wiping your multi-identified executive’s ass!?
Person #1: Stop being a bitch..,
Person #2: Have some common sense will yuh!!?
Person number #1 sits in “saza” or whatever you call it, as the highly aware, flamboyant forces of theatrical narcissism beat Person #2’s ass..
Zach Dana Writing 