(Genre: Imagination), Teacher: Metaphors must bridge the gap between what an individual can directly relate to in the real world while implying something else in order for them to sound relatable, for example, if someone knows what tools in a shed are, they’ll probably feel offended if some arrogant impulsive individual calls them the “dumbest tool in the shed”, and of course if that person calls them the “sharpest” tool in the shed, that may delight them with a feeling of “sharpened” awareness depending on the tone. Students: We don’t get it!!? Executive Administrator: Can you please be more specific. Teacher: Look, I’m obligated to guide them towards truth, they drive me crazy, so then, I turn to you for answers! Administrator: I don’t have any either. Teacher: Because all you have to do is find what you presently believe within yourself as opposed to what others tell you. Executive Administrator: Please be quiet. Teacher: Wow.. Executive Administrator: Get out!! Teacher: Well if the collectives of these students get an unconscious adrenaline rush of psychopathic murderous team spirit I know you will not do anything to protect me from it!! Ahhh!! Executive Administrator: Leave! Teacher: Very professional.. Executive Administrator: Security!! Teacher: Of course.. The security team arrests the administrator for working with higher administrative officials working to deprive teachers of basic human rights benefits. Yes, I find it sad. Then, the administrator starts anxiously talking to himself. Executive Administrator: Huh!! Huh!! Oh my gosh!! Huhh!! Huhh!! I hope our infrastructure remains intact! Because I don’t know where to find the rocks to make fire, nor do I understand how to chemically piece together the essentials to make electricity!! Shit!! I need a vacation to remember this stuff!! The teacher returns.. Teacher: That’s right! We all need more internal foundational stress reduction practices free from side-effects that worsen NOR improve our future state of being! Executive Administrator: Stop!! Teacher: Oh yes, it’s rough, lots to juggle.., no pun intended, we must regain foundational internal peaceful inclusive welcoming survival foundational focus to keep ethical and civilized order intact!! Executive Administrator: Yes!! Teacher: Remember to inhale, exhale, and just let your tension settle without trying to block it out since it’s a current with more strength. Executive Administrator: Ohh cool “letting it flow” now will you just get out!!? Teacher: You need to chill man. Executive Administrator: Ahhh!! Teacher: It’ll be alright. The administrator makes a phone call. Administrator: He needs help! Receptionist: Yes.. Executive Administrator: Tell your husband Jethra to call the ambulance, he needs his psych prescriptions. Receptionist: On it! Teacher: No!! No!!! An old fraternity brother walks in.. Mathematics department Executive: Hey are you talking about me!!? Teacher: You work for this guy!? Mathematics department Executive: I own him. Bahahahaha!! Time for another physical challenge.. and if you tell anyone, you will live the rest of your days alone.. Teacher: If it’s NOT “building me up” then why do more of it!!? What is wrong with you!!? Torture plus more torture does NOT always equal “stronger” IF ever!!? STOP!! JUST STOP!! And you got the WRONG guy!! Mathematics department Executive: What else are we to do!!? Executive Administrator: Figure out an equation to fill eneryone with internal peace free of side effects! Go!! Teacher: Welcome to the imbalanced drug age and may the forces of larger pictures help the cluelessly obedient emotional sensory and hyper-stimulated inseparable beings fly free of side-effects.. Mathematics department Executive: But how!!? How!!? Teacher: By lecturing to yourself. Now stop with the arrogance!! We’re all trying to more clearly focus. We are all hoping for some artificial algorithms to lead us to peace. Mathematics department specialist: But who is “we”? Teacher: I don’t know my guy.
(Creds: (Music: Klaus Bedelt), (Actors on screen/thumbnail, as long as the YouTube channel creator keeps it as it is: (Kiera Knightly, Geoffrey Rush, and ohh yes, Johnny Depp, YouTube soundtrack from a seemingly well known film: uploaded July 25th, 2018, YouTube channel name: “kbadelt”, (and if a force of artificial computer manipulation seeking to confuse others hacks this URL online, then “He”, just might be A “Pirate!!”; https://youtu.be/BuYf0taXoNw )))),
May we all just give those fucking peaceful inseparable forces of eleborate unique hard to hear stories a chance..,
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Zach Dana Writing 