Dude, I don’t know

(Genre: Creative Dialogue (I guess..(?)))

Thought: If I were to grind up those balancing chemicals to sniff them into the frontal lobe of my brain, would they adequately clear my anxiety to focus quick enough to submit the application fastest..?

Confusion: Dude, I don’t know..

Thought: Or wouldn’t the chemically balancing oxygen go to my lungs first..? So, is whether I start my inhalation through my mouth or nose even relevant..?

Confusion: Like I said I—

Thought: But what if—

Confusion: I don’t know!!?

Thought: Well as for the exhalations—

Confusion: Just don’t exhale in anyone’s face!!

Thought: Wasn’t implying that.. Just the exhalations need to be longer to reduce internal tension right?

Confusion: I DON’T KNOW!!!

Thought: But what if—

Confusion: Oh my.. guuuuuhhhod!