Person #1: Wait.. if you’re killing raccoons to feed the homeless.. then why not shoot them in the head..?
Person #2: Because we don’t have guns..
Person #1: So that’s why you have the dogs mutilate them..?
Person #2: Yes..
Person #1: I’m now having a panic attack..
Person #2: Why!? It’s not your fault..
Person #1: Thanks.. I’m just feeling very confused and scared.
Person #2: Yep.. that makes sense.
Person #1: It’s like.. look.. I know this stuff occurs in the wild.. yet aren’t humans capable of not torturing animals..?
Person #2: Let’s not overthink this, okay..? And you’re not having a panic attack. You said that to get attention. And I just follow the traditions passed down to me. That’s all.
Person #1: Okay I am very confused..
Person #2: About what!?
Person #1: Well.. I’m sad. Because it appears that our survival presently relies on the suffering of other beings. And I deeply fear I’ll become a victim of that as well.
Person #2: Okay.. well.. instead of doing anything, we’re now just having a conversation.. once.. again..
Person #1: I have anxiety!!
Person #2: No.. you’re a lazy coward.
Person #1: What!? You don’t know that!! And if you’re “correct” then how will calling me that help!?
Person #2: I am correct.
Person #1: You just deliberately ignored my point.
Person #2: No..
Person #1: Dude.. just—
Person #2: Just watch National Geographic.. it’s nature..
Person #1: You’re a human! You don’t need to add to animals torturing themselves!
Person #2: It’s how I’ve been raised!
Person #1: You can change..
Person #2: But it’s nature..
Person #1: You can evolve.. just help me out here.. just.. stop what you’re doing!
Person #2: You think you’re better than others with all your morals that you like to talk about while doing nothing.
Person #1: Okay.. how may I help you..?
Person #2: Wait what..?
Person #1: No.. we’re capable of not adding to this way of sick survival. So let’s take a different approach. What do you need from me?
Person #2: Now I’m confused.
Person #1: Right. That’s why we’re starting over with what’s been given to us.
Person #2: What..?
Person #1: Actually.. I don’t know either. I guess.. maybe it’s best we don’t talk as often..? I really feel that both our thoughts need reorganizing. Same with our emotions. Why don’t we just repeat what we both agree about..?
Person #2: Just shut up man.
Person #1: I wish it wasn’t like this. And I wish I had a plan. Because now, I fucked up, and you fucked up, as is all this.