(Disclaimer: No need to read this.. it’s fictional dialogue)
Friend: Jerry, the reason that guy said everyone’s been bullied, is because he wants you to let it go. Jerry: Yeah but I had it worse.
Friend: Jerry, I know it’s hard.. but we have to let stuff go that’s out of our control.
Jerry: Well I’m not letting it go.
Friend: That’s it.. give me your phone!
Jerry: It’s my alarm clock man!!
Friend: Man.. I don’t know what to do anymore. I just see people on screens that remind me of myself that are getting hurt as well.. and I’ve tried to find a way to inclusively reduce all forms of pain, open to anyone free of charge.. yet I keep failing and failing. Even when I try writing. I’m like.. “who’s going to take this personally”..? “Who’s going to dig up emails of stuff I sent to people who I thought were friends and try to make it appear as if I’m “the one to blame”..
Jerry: Okay man here you go once again.. zero action.. yes.., all I’m trying to do.., is just to receive some instructions about what we can both practice to not get strapped down and tortured.
Friend: We’re both paranoid..
Jerry: Dude I know..
Friend: Shiit!! It’s the fucking shit!!
Jerry: No it’s quicksand!! Lie on your back!! Just do it, like..
Friend: Shut up!! I’m doing it!!
Jerry: Ahhhhhh!!
Friend: What is this!?
Jerry: I don’t know how their pain tolerance was increased!!?
Friend: Shit!! Fucking fuck!!
Narrator: And then, they lost air, right after giving up all expectations, all teachings that taught nothing, all of their expectations that became painfully unexpected, which sadly, was expected.
And as the editor I don’t know why this asshole blog person used the word “they” in order to polarize those who seek a heat tolerance.. I’m like.. what!!?
Zach Dana Writing 