Person: He’s a bird in rocks of fire.
Other Person: Why do you say that?
Person: Because, I know.
Other Person: What did he do?
Person: He’s lazy, shows up whenever he wants, talks about his past that no one has the energy to listen to, he leaves early, has the rest of us do all the work, claims that everyone is against him in order to receive special treatment.. He’s full of clueless self-absorbed assumptions, such as claiming “everyone is against him”..
Other Person: Okay.. but now you’re making an assumption..
Another trailer pulls up to the warehouse..
Both people: Shit!! He’s trying to distract us!! He’s trying to turn us against each other!! I hate him! I fucking hate him!!
Other Person: You both are making assumptions.
And then, the horrific acts of two against one are performed.
Zach Dana Writing 