Taking Jokes

(Genre: Creative Writing/A short play..(?).. and.. Please.. Do NOT take this Personally)

Person #1: I see what you’re doing.
Person #2: Which is..?
Person #1: You’re not doing me favors to make me happy, you’re doing me favors to feel power over me. You’re—
Person #2: Oh stop with the bullshit!!
Person #1: It’s not bullshit, you’re pressuring me to accept your “favors”.., not giving me a chance to say “no”.. you’re doing me favors that I didn’t ask for, that you know I struggle to return, which will give you an excuse for you to talk shit to me, making me feel as a “bad” person, in order to boost your ego.
Person #2: What the hell are you talking about!?
Person #1: Something that you can’t admit.
Person #2: Man just shut the fuck up..
Person #1: Yuh know.. I’m trying to take jokes, be less serious myself, yet I find it sad that we can’t all just chill out and remain balanced.. Why is there always drama!? Like how much attention do people need!!? And over what!!?
Person #2: Just shut up..
Person #1: Okay big G.
Person #2: Stop calling me that!!
Person #1: People call me shit all the time! Learn to take it!
Person #2: How!!?
Person #1: Fucking breathe. Notice your breath, whatever it is for you to be less egotistically hypersensitive!!

A fight breaks out, police are called, and then an investigation begins..

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