(Genre: First, Don’t take this personally, Second, it’s short fiction, dialogue, narration, I would guess..(?)..)
Person #1: Stop playin games.. you know I’m hypersensitive.. and then you’ll ask “what games” in order to frighten me into doing you more favors..
Person #2: Bruhhhhhhhh.. like.. what are you talking about..
Person #1: You tell me.. who’s bothering you know, you’re ex wife, the administration, withdrawal from masterbation..?
Person #2: What tha!!?
Person #1: Never mind.. just, go take your vow of manipulative stupidity without me..
Person #2: Hey!!!!!!
Person number two shoots person number one to steal his phone in order to sell all his WordPress.com blog posts for the new world order that the mass screens have brainwashed him to create..