Forced

(Disclaimer: For one, I believe in freedom of creative written expression. Two, thank you for reading this as well as the continued support, Three, for all you pun loving assholes out there; This is a rough draft.., “draft” as in unrevised piece of language arts, not the one you drink.., I’m starting to catch on, don’t worry, we’ll keep going, we’ll keep trying to REMAIN peaceful..),

(Genre: A short fictional play.. I would guess..(?))

Part 1:

Person #1: I believe in jokes.
Person #2: Well there ain’t no jokes allowed where I’m from.
Person #1: Well you are a joke if yuh ask me.. Double negative equals a–
Person #3: Hey!!
Person #1: Man what are we gonna do with this fucking guy..?
Person #3: I’m your teacher!!
Person #2: Yeah, now have some respect!!
Person #1: Okay.. “brotha man”..
Person #3: Hey!!

Person #1 starts angrily talking to himself while Person #3 pulls Person #2 aside..

Person #3: One thing, that you just don’t seem to understand, is that, in order to develop a physical pain tolerance–
Person #2: It takes time–
Person #3: So why the fuck do you keep on threatening him!? When you already know that–
Person #2: It’ll just confuse him–
Person #3: So as your teacher, all you have to do, is shut your young, wise ass mouth, and fucking, PAY ATTENTION, got it!!?
Person #2: Okay.. okay.. I understand.
Person #3: Good.

Then, administrator Marty McBallsack enters..

Administrator McBallsack: Okay now which one of you idiots is just standing around doing nothing..?

Person #1: Wow..

Administrator McBallsack pulls Person #1 aside..

Administrator McBallsack: Listen kid, I’m not responsible for your accumulated traumatic history, there are people who are trying to help you out, and all you do, is walk around and aggressively whisper to those who you sense have sleep-deprived emotional struggles, and that is not the way to treat those who came before you. Do you understand!?

Person #1: Yeah.. it’s just..

Administrator McBallsack: What.. you think my name sounds funny!?

Person #1: No.. it’s that I’m trying to focus, and help you’re old ass out, for helping me—

Administrator McBallsack: You’re fired.. Just leave!!

Person #1: Oh fuck you!! You just do favors to guilt trip others once you have them cornered, fuck you!!

Administrator McBallsack straps down Person #1, boils hot water, then sends him to the oven, while.. yuh know what.. I’m sorry for making you all read this, it’s just, stop blaming others for.. yuh know what..(?), I’m at a loss, yet I’ll recenter myself once again, since typing on this tiny keyboard is.. I don’t know..? Just stay safe..? Stop excusing your bad behavior by claiming whatever and for whichever reasons that perpetuate torture.. I don’t know who the next scumbag is who will LITERALLY hurt me, just stop with the emotional microaggressions, yes, they accumulate, yes, I’m terrified with the PRESENT state of the world as well, my fear feels to be causing me to go back and forth in my mind, that just confuses me into a lost and dangerous situation.. ahh.. just.., Please get a job!! Okay fine.. I’ll keep blogging:

Part 2:

Person #1 rises from the dead, speaks to him through his iPhone..,

Person #1: Okay Administrator Ballsack, you think all big and tough that you’re out of your mom’s house.. You think you’re all big and tough because you and your friends are now washing windows while in a fancy basement playing video games.. okay you wise arrogant behind the screen sentient fuck, it’s on!!

And tragically, Administrator Ballsack walks to the bridge, because shooting himself would be regarded as “taking the easy way out”, and well, the great democratic society that once stood, began to shatter apart, all because of the new generation, not being able to sit still, ONCE they were forced into a position of power.