Obsolete

(Genre: Short Fictional Play, and, if you wish to judge me based on my different physical appearance(s), I’d prefer you choose another blog to subscribe to, regardless, thanks again..),

(Also, I trust that you as the.. (whoever you are), know and/or remember that this is meant to be taken lightheartedly!!),

The one,
and only,
Part 1:

Student #1: Hey man, may you help me edit this video project..?

The technology instructor takes a look at the screen while hovering over student #1..

Technology Instructor: Okay so, you click here, yuh click there, and then, boop, complete.

Student #1: Wait.. whuuat..?

Technology Instructor: Well if you were paying attention we wouldn’t be having this problem now would we..?

The Technology Instructor walks back over..

Technology Instructor: Okay, so like I said.. dude remove your headphones!!

Student #1: But there wasn’t any music playi—

Technology Instructor: I know.. just.. just.. ahhh!!

Student #1 removes his headphones.

Technology Instructor: Okay so first.. man who are you texting!?

Student #1: I’m taking notes.

Student #1 takes notes on his iPhone..

Technology Instructor: Okay, you go here, here.. man.. you’re not even listening..

Time passes by..

Student #1: Hey bro.. may you please show me what to do again..?

Technology Instructor: Serious!?

The student takes out a gun, shoots, then eats the obsolete technological instructor, and then, the forces of good come to arrest the student, who, with the strongest internal emotional forces of patience in the world, gave the student a promotion out of fear, which.., he never (then..(?)) deserved.., however, at some point, the surviving interconnected and spiritually inseparable life on planet Earth, started to realize how to inclusively collectively use technology for good, by giving deeply physically and emotionally traumatically accumulated individuals infinite chances until they realized that sometimes, a useless, selfish goal, is SOMETIMES yet NOT always the answer.. I guess..?

And yuh know what, speaking as of how (I think) I feel right now..(?), I believe in jokes, and having a good time, and yuh know what, sometimes it’s okay to spread the peace and love.., and although I know nothing about this video other than it’s motion pictures..(?), and since I’m just feeling too much emotion to form a proper citation, well, I hope this is the correct video link..(?),
(Ah fuck it.. (Creative citation: (I did not ask nor receive permission to include this video..) Original Music Artists: “Ween”, Song: “Ocean Man”(1997), Album: (The Mollusk), skater: I guess the man’s name is “Roy Prudy”..(?)..and it’s the YouTube channel’s present name.., uploaded: (June 26th, 2017)..,

LINK..(?),

Welp..? Thank you all for your service, we’ll continue keepin on 👍

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