Zoom Outcast

(Genre: Creative Dialogue/A short play.. I guess..(?)), and I guess a “satire”..(?), anyway, thanks again for reading, and please don’t take this personally..),

Meanwhile, during a zoom support group meeting..

Fred: If necessary, saying “‘may I’ speak with a lawyer” is more polite than getting arrogant and exclaiming “‘let me speak!’ with a lawyer!!”. Again, I get that circumstances vary, yet still, cops are ALSO multi-diverse individuals who also emotionally react to the transmission of inner body emotional energy in each of their individual ways, so please, have mutual respect.
Max: No dude they’re all assholes.
Jerry: Oh wow, I thought you were open and nonjudgmental of all groups of people.. you really live by your word huh..?
Max: Hey man don’t get sarcastic.. just shut your mouth.
Fred: Bro I’m just tryna have a discussion.
Max: No dude you’re like being an ass!
Jerry: Un-fuckin belieava—
John: No swearing!!
Fred: Why don’t you dickheads go find your deepest self in your narcissistic inner body!?
Ted: Hey man don’t make fun of others’ spirituality!

Another man who had his zoom volume and video camera off turns it back on..

Fred: It’s called freedom of beliefs.. And where the fuck did you—
Don: HEY!!!

Fred stands up..

Facilitator: Guys, let’s all take a moment to recenter..

Everyone except Fred: Huuuuuhhhh, Ommmmmmmmmmm..

Fred: You know, I’m out.. just.. this isn’t for me.
Don: Asshole!!

Fred exits the zoom meeting..