(Genre: Dialogue practice/A short play I’d guess..(?))
(Disclaimer: As always, please try NOT to take this personally, it’s truly just a creative writing hypothetical. As always, thanks for reading! And Happy New Year!!),
Person #1: Dude, just.. learn to take a joke!!
Person #2: It’s just all the time yo!!
Person #3: So stop acting like a fucking dunce my guy! You’re a silly ass fuck!!
Person #2: It’s just when I’m not in the mood.. just try to consider that.. like you dudes are the only ones who welcomed me into your circle.. I even got excluded by the “Mindfulness Meditation club”.. They didn’t invite me to shit either and they’d roll their eyes whenever I’d show up to their “meditation circle” and their “authentic relating” rounds or whatever the fuck!? They think they’re all “peaceful” and “accepting”.. bunch of bullshit if ya ask me..
Person #3: Bro it’s not just you who goes through shit!!
Person #2: But how is constantly calling me a “goofy ass fuck” going to help me empathetically join you all in your deep friendship bond with each other!?
Person #4: Yo what happened!? You were so chill before!!
Person #2: I’m trying to take more jokes yo.. like I really don’t prefer feeling offended and all serious far more of the time!! Trust me!! It’s just because you dudes are like the only people who’d accept me and I feel like it was just for a good laugh amongst yourselves!!
Person #1: But we’re not obligated to “heal” your “emotional pain”.. Like.. we all have our own shit brahh!!
Person #2: Yo I’m not saying you all don’t.. it’s just, how is constantly getting drunk and then winding up on a bunch of prescriptions after going to make us feel that we’re truly deepening our actions with a meaningful life!?
Person #3: Dude just go fucking meditate!!
Person #2: I’m not trying to preach!! It’s just.. like.. come on man!! What are we doing here!!?
Person #3 gets sarcastic by referring to Person #2’s struggles with autism as “severe”..
Person #1: Bro.. we know you’re severely autistic.. but that’s not our responsibility to fix. We all have so much shit we’re dealing with now, so if you can’t put up with how we are, just get out of here dude.. just get out..
Person #2: Fuck my life..
Person #3: Stop whining and just get your shit together kid!!
Person #4: Yeah and we’re all trying to have fun so just stop ruining it yo!
Person #2: Okay.. I’ll fuck off.. I’ll leave ya’ll alone since I’m “too sensitive”.. I get it.. I’ll fuck off..
Person #1: Good!! Now get lost!!
Person #3: Yeah!! Fuck you bro!!
Person #2: Since it’s New Years, why don’t y’all have a bunch of beers and then go driving along some scenic routes!!? Those cliffs will all give you a good view to drive alongside while happily pregaming for the other social function that I ain’t invited to!!
Person #4: Yo what the fuck!?
Person #2: Fuck all of you!! I was so nice to all of you!! I was so fucking nice!! And you guys just wouldn’t stop!! I’m done!!
Person #3: I thought you said you were leaving?
Person #4: Bahahaha!!
Person #1: I’m dead yo..
Person #2: May you all happily ride and die without me..
Person #3: Yo mah son thinks he’s all big and gangster bahahaha!!
Person #2: Nah.. just keeping it real for once..
Person #2 walks away..
Zach Dana Writing 