(Disclaimer: Please do NOT take this personally.. Thanks..),
Bob: If a grown man has too much bad impulse control, why would someone buy that grown man stuff, which reinforces his bad impulses..?
Gerry: Are you referring to yourself..?
Frank: Wait wha—
Armondo: What’d ya do…?
Eleanor: Dude.. you must learn to control yourself when your temptation is at a high point..
Bob: Okay I’ll write that down..
Bob types a note on his iPhone..
As management approaches everyone scatters..
Management: Bob..
Bob runs over..
Management: I can’t be having you distract everyone..
Bob: Yessir..?
Management: Let me guess.. you’re looking for equity!?
Bob: I don’t understand why—
Management: Well if you don’t shut up you’ll find out.
Bob: Wait wha—
Management: Get out..
Bob: I’m just here to lift shit man..
Management: Oh so you making fun of the skaters now..?
Bob: Bro I literally—
Management: Well why is it that every fucking—
Bob: What!?
Management: Let me finish!!
Bob: But like I don’t—
Management: Give me your phone..
Bob hands over his phone, punches a TV box, and then gets sent to the waiting room for an ambulance..
Gerry: Is he good..?
Frank: Nope..
Armondo: Probably was pampered for too long..
Frank: Sounds about right..
Bob yells in the other room as everyone continues to banter..
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