Off our phones in Nature

(Genre: A short cautionary play)
(Note from myself: Please do NOT take this personally.. nor in however of any negative way, yet since I fear that certain people will, I chose to NOT include any seemingly real names, while instead naming each character literally as “Person” and then therefore giving that character a number. As always, thanks for reading!),

Although I as the narrator believe that getting out in nature is important, still, may “getting off” our “phones” and “out into nature” NOT imply becoming like several of the assholes we might spend time watching on our phones..

Cautionary (Fictional) Hypothetical Example #1:

Person #1: Yo dude let’s get out in nature man! Person #2: Yeah man! Let’s go cliff diving!!
Person #3: Right on dude!

And then they’re never seen, and never heard from again..

Cautionary (Fictional) Hypothetical Example #2:

While rock climbing..

Person #1: You got it bro! You’re almost there!!
Person #2: Oh shit!!
Person #3: Sorry!! Sorry!!
Person #4: You fucking asshole!!
Person #1: Didn’t we fucking go over where to NOT lead others!!?
Person #3: Yeah I mean..
Person #1: You mean to tell us that he’s fucking dead because you peer pressured him to climb without a harness right behind you before you realized you accidentally kicked a bunch of rocks down his way!!
Person #3: Bro like I didn’t—
Person #2: We know you didn’t mean to because you didn’t fucking think enough about his safety!! Way to go you fucking shithead..