(Reposted)
(Note: Please do NOT take this personally, it is meant to be light-hearted, thanks!!)
Genre: Dialogue Practice/A short play
Person #1: Why are you anxious!?
Person #2: Because you’re getting mad at me for being anxious..
Person #1: No!!
Person #2 starts breathing even more heavily..
Person #1: Now you’re getting even more anxious!!
Person #2: Because you’re getting even more angry at me for being anxious.
Person #1: So don’t let it get to you!!!
Person #2’s breathing becomes even heavier..
Person #1: RELAX!!!
Person #2: You’re making it worse!!
Person #1: No I’m not!!
Person #2: Yes you are.
Person #1: Why can’t you just take my advice!!?
Person #2: I’m trying yet I’m just more emotionally hyper-reactive!
Person #1: So chill out man!! Just do it!!
Person #2: I’m trying!!
Person #1: Doesn’t seem like it..
Person #2: Huhhhh..
Zach Dana Writing 