(Genre: Dialogue Practice/Short Play)
Person #1: You’re welcome.
Person #2: Don’t get sarcastic.
Person #1: You didn’t say “thank you”.
Person #2: I thought you said I “don’t have to thank you”!?
Person #1: Well now you should have.
Person #2: You get pissed at me almost whenever I say or don’t say anything.
Person #1: Get out!
Person #2: That’s already what I’m doing you ass!
Person #2 slams the door.. As he walks to his mom’s car through town he starts yelling..
Person #2: I want some fucking respect!!
A group of teenagers notice..
Teenager #1: Yo it’s a public freakout!
Teenager #2: Shh! Shh! I’m filming it!
Teenager #2 holds up his iPhone..
Person #2: I want some fucking respect!!
Teenager #3: We respect you!!
Teenager #1: Bahahahah!!
Person #2: You wanna get sarcastic with me huh? Had that shit my whole fucking life!!
Teenager #1: Yo this dude’s crazy!!
Person #2 slaps Teenager #3 who then runs away while his friends follow..
Teenager #2: Oh shit I got it on camera!! Oh shit!!
Another person calls the police to report Person #2’s unhinged behavior, causing him to get arrested, sent to jail, then eventually forced medication..
Zach Dana Writing 