(Genre: Short Dialogue Practice)
Person #1: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it.
Person #2: I’m not being mean!!
Person #1: But you are..
Person #2: I’m trying to help you, yet it’s not my problem that you’re interpreting it in a bad way!
Person #1: Well you’re not helping this conversation go in a better direction either!
Person #2: Neither are you!
Person #1: Well I’m trying to speak my mind! You want me to be honest right!?
Person #2: It doesn’t mean I’ll agree.
Person #1: And it doesn’t mean you have to be a dickhead either.
Person #2: I’m not!
Person #1: You are!
Person #2: No!
Person #1: You don’t understand, and you’re not going to understand, so as you tell me to “avoid toxic people”, I will now start by avoiding you. So have a nice life, you scumbag ass fuck!!