Amazing

(Short Fictional Dialogue Practice)

Person #1: You’re such a momma’s boy.
Person #2: And you’re such a bully.
Person #1: WRONG. I tell you what you need to hear because you don’t take care of yourself.
Person #2: And you will never hear how much of an asshole you sound. You will never hear me when I say how offended you make me feel, regardless of your “true” intent. And you will never understand that the “help” you try giving me just makes everything so much harder and worse than it is already.
Person #1: You are such a wuss.. Stop blaming others for all your problems!
Person #2: You still think you’re not an asshole after calling me that!? What a surprise.. And you know nothing about my problems. You know nothing about how my life has affected me!! Stop!! Please!!
Person #1: Just stop being so fucking sensitive.. And learn to take a fucking joke!!
Person #2: Oh you weren’t joking, because you’re a bully, and because you know I have more anxiety struggles and learning challenges, so I’m an easy target for your ego to try feeling better about itself!!
Person #1: Oh quit whining you fucking wimp..
Person #2: And you call yourself a “friend”.. Amazing..