Later

(Disclaimer: This is NOT meant to be taken personally.. Thanks!!)

GENRE: SHORT CREATIVE DIALOGIC FICTION, or a SHORT PLAY..?

For mature audiences only..

While returning home from school, a student calls his Dad to tell him how his first semester went. As his Dad drives, he clicks a button to put the phone on speaker.

Son: Hey Dad I just got home from college.
Dad: What’d you major in..? “No Fap Studies” in your shitass abode you dirty sentient inseparable fuck!!
Son: Wait what..?
Dad: Wow..
Son: No but like—
Dad: “No but like” you don’t understand! You don’t know how fortunate you—
Son: No but like—
Dad: LET ME FINISH!!
Son: No but what I’m trying to say is—
Dad: That’s it.. I’m calling an ambulance, you’re done. I’ll see you—

Their signal becomes cut off..